"I Ask Fish for Dinner, Learning Hebrew in Medical School," by MSIH first year blogger Jay Berkes
Hebrew ulpan teacher Michal. Hebrew teacher : How was your weekend? (Eykh hayah sof hashavua shelcha?) Me : I ask fish. (Ani mevakesh dagim.) Hebrew teacher : What? (Mah?) Me : I ask fish. (Ani mevakesh dagim!) Hebrew teacher : You ask what? (Mah ata mevakesh?) Me : Fish (Dagim) Hebrew teacher : What did you do? (Mah ata asita?) Me : I ask fish, and I eat fish. (Ani mevakesh dagim, ve ani ochel dagim.) Hebrew teacher : Ahhhh, you cook fish. (Ahhh, ata mevashel dagim.) Me : What? (Mah?) Hebrew teacher : You cook fish, not ask fish. (Ata mevashel dagim, lo mevakesh dagim.) Me : I cook fish? (Ani mevashel dagim?) So goes many of the interactions in my first year Hebrew class. Despite the daily reminder that I couldn’t hold a conversation with a four year old, though, learning Hebrew is an interesting little side project. From practicing the phlegmy throat sounds required for certain letters (think lechayim here) to understanding necessary phrases (where is the bathroom?) to read...